I feel worse today so I’m playing it safe and staying at home, but I’m still dressing like Anastasia today :)
Anouk - Nobody’s Wife
this is turning into the story of my life
Eurovision 2013! <333 You can do it Anouk. Btw I love...
How do you get holy water?
you boil the hell out of it
When guys have a bath, does their penis...
UGH
i think my priest might be gay????? i mean he keeps saying “ah, men” after every prayer
I have been laughing hysterically at this for like ten minutes omf
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……. Oooooooooh guuuuurl, I think MTV is on to u *snaps fingers like a back guuurl*
Thank you Rogier, I think I just died :’)
AU - “I could ask you the same question, Doctor.”
└The Doctor runs into Sally Sparrow on a trip to the roaring twenties.
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S: The thing is, the Benedict sees is a little different to the Benedict we know[…] so the Benedict that all the girls love and stuff, it’s- it’s a myth.
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This interview is golden!
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I’m the person who knows their Hogwarts house but not their blood type
I know mine. it’s
pureblood
this post just got 209348451 times better okay
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what’s the best thing about living in switzerland
well the flag is a big plus
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There are thousands of half-babies in my ballsack and that’s terrifying
at least you don’t bleed them out every month
you make a compelling argument
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do I run the blog or does the blog run me
do i ruin the blog or does the blog ruin me
sassiest-assbutt-in-the-garrison:
Merlin is over
And Hogwarts is too
Sam and Dean’s battle
Is almost through
Donna is gone
The Ponds are as well
John is sad
Because Sherlock fell
In case you were having
A good sort-of day
I wrote you this poem
To chase it away.
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I still have trouble believing this line was actually in the movie. I snorted my cola when I heard this line in cinema!
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